We have never heard of this man, but we drop our trousers to him all the same.

We suspect you're a knob, but we're not here to judge.

After extensive research which involved hovering over the work experience with a vat of boiling oil (it was fragranced! Jeeeesh) we came to the conclusion that this man is called Jake Pavelka. He is, to all intents and purposes, a man. He’s not on telly here, but he is there. It appears he’s one of those people who can’t keep his clothes on.

*claps*

So much so, on Dancing with the (we’ll-be-the-judge-of-that-)Stars, he’s never knowingly dressed. Behind the scenes he’s topless (see above), on the show itself he drops trou’ (see below. Literally). Funs.

Oh.
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4 comments to “We have never heard of this man, but we drop our trousers to him all the same.”

  1. He has ‘cock’ written all over him.

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  2. He appears to have plasters over both knees – always a sign of a man who spends his leisure hours undertaking immoral activities.

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  3. He is a reality star (ugh), he was on something called The Bachelor and is currently on Dancing with the Stars in America… he’s a 1st class schumk.

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  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy6b_X_-Gjo

    The wooden spoon he’s holding has more personality than him

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