Which dirty lying skank is about to move into a lovely house like this/this house?

Nice gaff. Shame about the inhabitants.

The clues are there:

a) Dirty.

b) Lying.

3) Skank.

Why, it’s none other than that dirty lying skank, Kerry Katona! Also working under the title, ‘Scum’s gone to Iceland. And now Sussex.’

‘But she’s bankrupt, non?’ says your inner voice.

Well, that is the wily way of the dirty lying skank. Crazy, huh?

*south of England emigrates*

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6 comments to “Which dirty lying skank is about to move into a lovely house like this/this house?”

  1. It pains me to say this, but that house is gorgeous.

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  2. She only has one room, off the kitchen

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  3. It’s very Cranford. J’adore. Je hate the dirty skank, though.

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  4. “oh, I am glad I’m not the spokes-slag for Iceland anymore – since the volcano all the food has melted”.
    It’s a nice house with a lake she could drown herself in. Quite handy. Maybe she could call the Geldof girls and they could all drown together.

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  5. I second that cunning plan, Sylv…

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  6. hopefully it’s like Lake Placid… and she’ll be eaten by a giant crocodile.

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