Which one’s Peaches Geldof?

This woman is a marvel. 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn, tricky. One looks like a fat ass, the other one looks like a fat ass. One looks like a cunt, the other looks like a fanny (American versh, natch).

One looks like it needs a kick up the cunt, the other looks like it needs a kick up the ass.

One looks like when it opens its orifice, shit vomits out. The other looks like when it opens its orifice, shit vomits out.

One looks like a hateful dick, the other looks like a man’s bottom.

For Peaches Geldof, it must be like looking in the mirror. And she’s totally, like, having a good hair day.

But let’s not forget – never, ever or even ever – that Peaches Geldof is ‘bright, intelligent and incredibly creative’. And we, ladies and gentlemen, are a fucking ovum.

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3 comments to “Which one’s Peaches Geldof?”

  1. *vomits into handbag* ….. *notices man next to her and vomits again*

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  2. Looks like Eli Roth lying in the backround in his toga. Must be filming an update of Caligula with Peaches in the Helen Mirren role since they both are bright, intelligent and incredibly creative.

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  3. Has that fella grown sideburns onto his arse cheeks?

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