This man, the president of Bolivia (who and a what and a where?), says eating chickens turns you into a shirt-lifting, turd-burgling, Mykonos-going, Shirley Bassey-listening, Shirley Bassey-impersonating, swollen goods-receiving, Abigail’s party-quoting kind of guy. He says it also turns you gay.
The rationale of President Evo Morales (we’ll be the judge of that) went as follows:
‘The chicken we eat is loaded with female hormones. So, when men eat it, they tend to deviate from their manhood.’
Pres Morales – who has clearly been chin-deep in a KFC Family Bucket since 1973 – was speaking at a conference on climate change. Naturally.
The rationale of Pressy-Lezzy Morales went on. It really did.
‘Baldness [really, baldness. You go to a conference on climate change and you get homosexuality and baldness. We demand a refund!], which seems normal, is a disease in Europe. Almost everyone is bald and it’s related to the food they eat. Among the indigenous people there are no bald men, because we eat different things.’
God help the *checks notes* Bolivians.