First of all, lose the phony American accent. You are not Jackie Collins.
Second and fourth of all, Naomi Campbell, you are such a tease. When asked in this interview by, well, we’re assuming an interviewer but you never can tell these days – it could Anneka Rice for all we know – whether she received a blood diamond (for those that don’t know… Heck, who we kidding. We’re the smartest demographic on the whirlwind internets) back in 19something-or-other (she’s ageing very well), Nairobi Campbell was keeping tight lipped. And her lips were sealed. And she also refused to answer.
Well, first of all she said ‘No’. Mia Farrow begs to differ but that’s a whole other kettle of Kettle Chips.
Then she went all oooooooOOOOOOOoooooooh and walked out, but not before giving a series of withering glances learnt from ‘The Idiot’s Guide to Being a Cunt’ by Dame Joan of Collins and the Shires. We did some cutting out and made an almost stop-start animation thing. You may have noticed.
But for the foolhardy, there’s a moving picture of the whole frightening event after the break-ette. Pull up a pew, why dontcha.