This is that bloke off the telly sat on his loo.
Donald Faison, like most people, is a toilet-goer. His wife posted this picture of him on Twatter. Which is very brave of her, because now the whole wide world knows they have a horrible bathroom. That really is a floral curtain, with a tie-back. And a gilt picture frame, probably containing a faux-Cézanne. And two hand towels that most likely aren’t fluffy. And the tiles. Can we talk about the tiles? Even the door screams 60 Minute Makeover.
All of this and still no cock.