So, the gentleman on the left – who could whip up your cream at 50 paces – or the posh cunt on the right, who has ladies’ hips and a face that looks like a deflated balloon? It’s a toughy.

It's really hard. No, it really is. Really. Hard.

It has been revealed – to gasps here, there, everywhere – that SamCam (eugh, SamCam) was once the lust object of one Dominic West, also known as The Wire’s most bummable gentleman caller.

Who revealed this? One smug cunt called David Cameron.

‘He tried to go out with Samantha,’ he squealed to Radio Times, like a three-year-old boy who’s just done a shit. ‘He fancied Samantha.’

*calls a medical doctor*

‘I won!’

Yeah, we get it. You dick.

And this is the woman who might be running the fucking country. Wait a minute…

ps. We underlined ‘Not’. It’s harder than it looks.

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3 comments to “So, the gentleman on the left – who could whip up your cream at 50 paces – or the posh cunt on the right, who has ladies’ hips and a face that looks like a deflated balloon? It’s a toughy.”

  1. Well, she’s patently an even stupider cunt than we first thought. If anyone is still thinking of voting Tory, remind yourselves what you’re in for with this cheeky take on Pulp’s Common people. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKFTtYx2OHc

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  2. Have you ever seen Dominic West in an interview, although he’s funny he’s also the most preening actory actor this side of Norma Desmond. All David has shown by telling this story is that SamCam has the worst taste in men of all time.

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