It has been revealed – to gasps here, there, everywhere – that SamCam (eugh, SamCam) was once the lust object of one Dominic West, also known as The Wire’s most bummable gentleman caller.
Who revealed this? One smug cunt called David Cameron.
‘He tried to go out with Samantha,’ he squealed to Radio Times, like a three-year-old boy who’s just done a shit. ‘He fancied Samantha.’
*calls a medical doctor*
Yeah, we get it. You dick.
And this is the woman who might be running the fucking country. Wait a minute…
ps. We underlined ‘Not’. It’s harder than it looks.