Jon Partridge, chief gay on the BBC’s EastBenders, is to make an ‘honest man’ of his long-time lover, this guy. His name is Jon Tsouras, he is Canadian – which we find perfectly acceptable in a modern world – and he has been topping or bottoming or versatiling our Jon for seven long years now.
The Jons will be Civil Partnershipping themselves into a frenzy, maybe even with the nice people at OK! magazine in attendance (listen, those people are a laugh: we might have them at our wedding even if they don’t pay for it) sometime this year when Jonny T’s family can get off their big fat tired lazy Canadian arses and sort out travel arrangements.
Congratulations to the JJs!