And on the back it says, ‘Please’.
See, even ladies have manners.
As for the legs, the obvious comparison is Madonna’s arms, but we wouldn’t be so obvious. Because that’s just obvious.
Anyway, the bell just rang which means we’ve got precisely 72 hours to get paralytically drunk. Or just squiffy enough to reach out and touch, somebody’s hand. As well as everybody’s arse. Jeeeesh, they’ll be wanting blood next.