Have you ever seen anything like it. In your entire. Fucking. Life.

Ooooof.

*covers eyes. Yet the pain remains*

Not content with thrusting her lumpen mess-ness all over people who really don’t want it in Her Majesty’s UK of Britain, Peaches Geldof is now frightening the gays over in West Hollywood, as evidenced here, here and here. And all over her gunt ‘n’ thigh combo.

The fact she’s wearing a Confederate flag is the least of our concerns – if you dress up as a devil for Halloween, it doesn’t mean you adhere to his teachings, etc. – though in the case of Peaches off-of empty brain, full ass, we’re prepared to make an exception. Monkey sees, monkey does, etc.

Oh but shit, we keep forgetting. Peaches Geldof is a bright, intelligent, incredibly creative young writer. Maybe we need a mnemonic.

*milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner chocolate’s made…*

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8 comments to “Have you ever seen anything like it. In your entire. Fucking. Life.”

  1. Ahahahahahahahaaaaaa! Amazing! Thank you. I’ve been having a bit of an ‘I feel fat’ weekend. Suddenly feeling like Gisele

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  2. I am totally avec toi with you, Buffalowilliam…. Can we do Will? It’s presumptuous, right?

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  3. Biggest munter in the world. She must be so proud.

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  4. Hideous, pointless creature.

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  5. She’s everywhere and Cameron might win. Life is shit right now.

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  6. I can not wait to read whatever her intelligent mind is working on. What a beautiful and talented girl. Wish she had come along in the 60’s and she would have rivalled Twiggy as the face of Britain.

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  7. Such a lovely family that she is part of – poster people for Modern Britain. Come back Vicky Pollard, all is forgiven!!!

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  8. What a trout! Wasn’t she a model for some bra company recently? If her dad wasn’t famous she’d be lucky to get in Kays catalogue.

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