Meet Cunt and Cuntess

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The person on the right is the arsehole that will likely be running our fair country from Thursday onwards. He is also bloated.

The person on the left will likely be the Tory MP for Sutton and Cheam from Thursday onwards. She is also Arsehole’s advisor. She runs the Centre for Social Justice, a think thank that has formulated around 70 of Arsehole’s family policies. Read on, for you will find irony in the ‘Social Justice’ bit.

The person on the left is also a dirty, hating homophobe, who founded the King’s Arms Project, which helps ‘cure’ gay people by exorcising their ‘demons’.

She has a name. It is Bitch, and it is also Philippa Stroud. Close friends call her Cunt, sometimes to her face. The face, incidentally, is one of the most horrid we have ever come across but we won’t mention that now. That would just be churlish.

A transsexual going by the name of Abi told the Observer she was sent to the King’s Arms Project because her parents (clearly mad) thought she was possessed by the devil. Well, if you’re gonna be possessed by anyone, it’s sure as hell gonna be him. He’s hot.

‘Convinced I was demonically possessed, my parents made the decision to move to Bedford, because of this woman (Philippa Stroud)… who had the power to set me free.

‘She wanted me to know all my thinking was wrong, I was wrong and the so-called demons inside me were wrong. The session ended with her and others praying over me, calling out my demons. She really believed things like homosexuality, transsexualism and addiction could be fixed just by prayer, all in the name of Jesus.

Philippa Stroud has this to say: ‘I make no apology for being a committed Christian.’

Clearly the words of an insane woman.

There’s just no talking to Christians, is there?


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4 comments to “Meet Cunt and Cuntess”

  1. Jesus H Christ. If these cunts get in, we really will have to run for our lives.

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  2. I’m a demon in bed. Does that count?

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  3. what a lot of dangerous nonsense reporting

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  4. If you want to avoid being run-over by cunts:

    Vote for Liberal Democrats.

    Vote Tory if you have a mind like a goldfish and are a self-hating gay who has forgotten about Section 28, oppostition to the age of consent, opposition to gay marriage, opposition to gay couples adopting and of course the silly nonsense about B&Bs.

    The Tories will come for you in the night (not in a good way) and will fuck you over (again, not in the good way) and then they will do it again and again and again. Really, really, not in good way.

    If you want to make sure that this doesn’t happen vote for the Liberal Democrats who will safeguard freedom and safety for all! Hurrah.

    If the Lib Dems are campaigning in a die-hard Labour constituency and there’s no chance of ousting the sitting Labour/Tory MP then go for Labour.

    If you don’t know where you stand on the race in your area the Guardian has done a pretty map:

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