Poor old Vanity Fair. It’s not what it was, is it?
For a start, the third month in a row on the bloody Tiger Woods business. So, he had sex with some ho’s. It’s not the end of the world. And the pants on them footballers! We get that there’s a flag thing going on, but it’s far from classy. And we should know: we are currently sipping Baileys from a cut-glass – no, crystal! – tumbler. And by ‘tumbler’, we mean acrobat.
Inside the magazine, you will find more pictures of footballers (or soccer players if you prefer) in their flag-inspired underpants.
Sorry, did we use the word ‘inspired’ in connection with Vanity Fair? Them was the days.