We love Dr. Christian Jessen off-of TV’s Embarrassing Bodies. We love him fondling a straight rugby player’s penis (even if it’s not to climax), we love him with his shirt off down Fire of a weekend, we love him rolled in breadcrumbs and lightly fried on a bed of green leaves.
So we were shocked – shocked! As in very surprised but with a bit of a negative kick to it – that he had had a hair transplant! Last year! On his head and everything.
‘I’m delighted that I’ve had it done,’ he told one of the less glamorous ladies’ magazines, because they are interested in this sort of thing. ‘I don’t worry about getting older and the effect on my looks, but I’ve always hated my hairline.’
Which is fair enough though our advice would be to shave it all off, oil yourself up and lie still for five or ten minutes.