How much of this hair actually belongs to dreamy Doctor Christian?

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We love Dr. Christian Jessen off-of TV’s Embarrassing Bodies. We love him fondling a straight rugby player’s penis (even if it’s not to climax), we love him with his shirt off down Fire of a weekend, we love him rolled in breadcrumbs and lightly fried on a bed of green leaves.

So we were shocked – shocked! As in very surprised but with a bit of a negative kick to it – that he had had a hair transplant! Last year! On his head and everything.

‘I’m delighted that I’ve had it done,’ he told one of the less glamorous ladies’ magazines, because they are interested in this sort of thing. ‘I don’t worry about getting older and the effect on my looks, but I’ve always hated my hairline.’

Which is fair enough though our advice would be to shave it all off, oil yourself up and lie still for five or ten minutes.

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10 comments to “How much of this hair actually belongs to dreamy Doctor Christian?”

  1. Could he please also get a little filler on those oddly asymetrical smile/smirk lines? Just a suggestion.

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  2. I once sent him a message on facebook, when people were still doing facebook, telling him that I wished I had an embarrasing illness just so I could show it to him. I thought it would be the perfect story to share with the crowd over the buffet after our Civil Cerry, down at Old Mrs Dawkins pie & mash shop on the Old Kent Road. Sadly, he did not get back to me. But I loved him.

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  3. Ugh I overheard this creep at the Stonewall Awards going on about how many people recognised him and bragging that one woman told him he was the sexiest guy there. BLEURGH

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  4. I’ve got a little filler for those smirk lines.

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  5. Gosh Tacky-la, you’re just light-years ahead! LIGHT-YEARS!

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  6. He’s about as sexy as Tuberculosis. Never has so much money been put to so little effect

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  7. Tacky-la? I like. I may keep that name on the outside.

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  8. He does nothing for me — but that’s not a diss — I’m just particular. What colour is his hair meant to be? The dye job doesn’t look very convincing — particularly on camera. There’s a lot to be said for highlights, low-lights & blending by a profession (says he who’s never dyed his hair).

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  9. Apparently, he is a proper cunt: rude, aloof and up his own marmots motorway.

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  10. ….shoul have said Marmite! Damn you auto-correct!

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