Alex from Manchester wanted to get over a split with his girlfriend…

Still would, always could.

(You’re riveted already, right?)

So ‘Alex from Manchester’ writes into Zoo magazine to ask their agony uncle, Danny Dyer, what on earth he should do.

‘Alex from Manchester’, who is in no way, shape or even form the work experience, is given the following advice from Danny Dyer.

‘Cut your ex’s face, and then no one will want her.’

And, piff-paff-poof, it’s the most press Zoo magazine has had since 1973.

*hides under duvet*

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6 comments to “Alex from Manchester wanted to get over a split with his girlfriend…”

  1. Danny is sheer class, ain’t no doubt.

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  2. squite funny.

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  3. His advice is always spot on. He once said to ‘a reader’ who complained about his girlfriend’s pubic hair: “Maybe set light to the muff hair. That stuff goes up quick, like a thatched roof.” Oh, and I love him.

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  4. He could slash my face any time. What was with no me-me-me yesterday? I wish they’d let me know in advance – I wouldn’t bother waking up

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  5. he can still put his junk up me any day of the week.

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  6. mmmmmmmmmmmm danny dyer

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