We don’t know who she is, but we know she needs urgent help. Mental health help. As in the woman is a sandwich short of a picnic. A shilling short of a pound. A bollock short of a lunchbox. A Diana Ross short of a Supremes. A dolly short of a whatsit. A Conservative Party short of an absolute majority.
Besides, who wants to see Blanche end up with cellulite all over her face? Hmmm?