See that poor sod at the bottom with the hair? He totally didn’t sign up for nudity. All he thought he’d have to do is say ‘peas and carrots, peas and carrots’ as the camera rolled. Which ironically is about the same input as Kylie has in her songs, besides being a love and handing out macaroons to the crew. These stars… it’s work, work, work.
Kylie has roped in Joseph Khan (money is a wonderful thing), the fella-me-lad behind the videos for Britney’s ‘Toxic’ and Lady Gaga’s ‘Lovegame’ to direct this one, which is called All The Lovers and is being shot *checks watch* right now in London’s glittering Los Angeles. In which she stands on top of a mountain of supporting artistes. That’s small plastic woman syndrome, for you.
We like that one there. See him? Yep, that one. Grrrr.
Anyway, want to hear what Andres off-of the bloke she’s bumming said about her?
‘As an artist she’s full of enthusiasm… blah blah blah… I see her talent… blah blah blah… how she demands things so everything has a better result.’
a) Yes, he said ‘artist’.
b) ‘Demands things’. Finally, an explanation.
Wax candle in a human cake.
Her face up there. When plastic surgery goes bad. She could star in her own Channel Five show.
Ooohh, I like the one I’m getting!
That one’s been in the Dove Real Woman ad. Him.