Having blamed the gays, the Jews, sundry devils in and around the Vatican, Kimberley off-of Girls Aloud, the nice lady in Pret a Manger who sometimes sneaks us a free Americano (hold the cream!), Diana Ross and the Supremes featuring Cindy Birdsong, the original cast of Are You Being Served and Bagpuss, His Filthiness the Pope has come clean with something we long suspected.
The priests who abused the children are the ones to blame.
It beggars – nay, buggers – belief, we know, but apparently those people who did it, you know, did it. Are responsible for what they did. And who they did.
Whatever next? An admission that maybe not all gays dance with the devil? While high on the controversial drug Ecstasy? We feel you may have to wait a very long time for that.
In the meantime, would you like this next dance Mr. Beelzebub?