Cunty’s at it again.

What a lady

Pope Benedict – seen here wearing his favourite wipe-cleen patent slip-ons, thought to be inspired by BBC1’s Over The Rainbow – has been feltching nonsense again. When does he feltch anything else? Don’t answer that. Mark ‘n’ Sparks had an offer on their honey salmon and it would be such a waste if we lost our appetite.

Whilst on a visit to Portugal (maybe he’s got Maddie!) he told the gathered morons (Noodle the cat, currently tapping a leaf on the balcony because it’s shiny, puts forward a more convincing rhetoric than he) that gay marriage and abortion are ‘dangerous threats to the common good’.

Well, it takes a dangerous threat to the common good to know a dangerous threat to the common good…

Pope Ben, also going by the name of Dangerous Threat To The Common Good – or DTTTCG – felt he needed to have another go at the gays etc. because, well, it has been a good few days and his ADHD was kicking and what with sane people being listened to somewhere (whatever next?) he was getting a bit tetchy. And we all know what happens when he gets tetchy!

*hides under duvet; finds a piece of Lego*

But really, what will we wear to The Protest when he comes over in September?

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7 comments to “Cunty’s at it again.”

  1. I was thinking just today about how the Pope is meant to be “infallible” … bitch, please! :-) In-fellate *this* …

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  2. When I attend the protest, I shall be wearing myself like a glove.

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  3. does he only do red and white? bit boring really. he’d suit blue. or a coffin.

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  4. Graham Norton wouldn’t even wear those shoes.

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  5. It’s very Pamela Picasso, that red.

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  6. I bet he HAS got Maddie, and rejected Shannon Matthews.

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  7. Red shoes, white socks………oh dear goodness!!! Can’t the Swiss Guards stop him from going out like that?

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