Pope Benedict – seen here wearing his favourite wipe-cleen patent slip-ons, thought to be inspired by BBC1’s Over The Rainbow – has been feltching nonsense again. When does he feltch anything else? Don’t answer that. Mark ‘n’ Sparks had an offer on their honey salmon and it would be such a waste if we lost our appetite.
Whilst on a visit to Portugal (maybe he’s got Maddie!) he told the gathered morons (Noodle the cat, currently tapping a leaf on the balcony because it’s shiny, puts forward a more convincing rhetoric than he) that gay marriage and abortion are ‘dangerous threats to the common good’.
Well, it takes a dangerous threat to the common good to know a dangerous threat to the common good…
Pope Ben, also going by the name of Dangerous Threat To The Common Good – or DTTTCG – felt he needed to have another go at the gays etc. because, well, it has been a good few days and his ADHD was kicking and what with sane people being listened to somewhere (whatever next?) he was getting a bit tetchy. And we all know what happens when he gets tetchy!
*hides under duvet; finds a piece of Lego*
But really, what will we wear to The Protest when he comes over in September?