Wait a minute… Is it Canon and Ball? Little and Large? Rod and Emu? Fred and Ginger? Ian and Myra? Rod, Jane and Freddy?

Bright young things? We'll be the judge of that.

We took this picture from the Daily Cunt website, along with their caption. Apparently, these two young whippersnappers ‘could have fronted any boy-band they chose’.

As usual, the Daily Mail showing a chillingly adept understanding of popular culture.

*Goes through Yellow Pages; chooses The Pointer Sisters; holds breath and stamps feet until it happens*

Look at David Cameron – young, privileged and with cuntiness alreadly flowing through his thin-as-Kenneth-Branagh’s lips – dappled by the sunlight. Either he’s got Hipstamatic on his iPhone, or he really is the Baby Jesus.

Now look at Nick Clegg. The one with the extra leg, etc. His shoulders may be markedly slopey, but of the two, he wins our bum. Hands down, and on all fours.

ps. Any Americans reading this and going, ‘Wha? Cha? Kha? Have I stumbled across CNN? Or another re-run of Diagnosis Murder?’ – these are the two gentlemen callers now running Her Majesty’s United Kingdom of Britain.

Drop trou’ and take a bow, boys.

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2 comments to “Wait a minute… Is it Canon and Ball? Little and Large? Rod and Emu? Fred and Ginger? Ian and Myra? Rod, Jane and Freddy?”

  1. Clegg looks like a young Richard Madely. And not in a good way.

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  2. They represent two of the, oh, FIVE possible outcomes in a closed-off super-posh breeding pool. Cameron has the inbred potato look — it’s all too common (ironically). Clegg has the benefit of international posh totty genes so, of course, he looks better. Despite being non-Tory, Clegg has the most natural condescending expression most of the time — that effortless looking-down-the-nose thing (Princess Di had it, too).

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