We took this picture from the Daily Cunt website, along with their caption. Apparently, these two young whippersnappers ‘could have fronted any boy-band they chose’.
As usual, the Daily Mail showing a chillingly adept understanding of popular culture.
*Goes through Yellow Pages; chooses The Pointer Sisters; holds breath and stamps feet until it happens*
Look at David Cameron – young, privileged and with cuntiness alreadly flowing through his thin-as-Kenneth-Branagh’s lips – dappled by the sunlight. Either he’s got Hipstamatic on his iPhone, or he really is the Baby Jesus.
Now look at Nick Clegg. The one with the extra leg, etc. His shoulders may be markedly slopey, but of the two, he wins our bum. Hands down, and on all fours.
ps. Any Americans reading this and going, ‘Wha? Cha? Kha? Have I stumbled across CNN? Or another re-run of Diagnosis Murder?’ – these are the two gentlemen callers now running Her Majesty’s United Kingdom of Britain.
Drop trou’ and take a bow, boys.