Let’s start the day with someone we’ve never heard of from Twilight wearing no underwear. Don’t mind if we do.

Owcha McGowcha.

His name is Kellan Lutz (that apparently counts as a name these days), he is in Twilight (summing about vampires) and he likes to parade himself around town without the benefit of underpants (something in brackets).

For which we salute him. With various body parts.

And it’s interesting, Nescafé, that his penis is placed directly below a re-imagining of the crucifixion of Dame Christ. Who is even wearing plasters to avoid nipple chafing. And a re-imagining of something that probably didn’t happen in the first place is, like, out there or post-modern or just plain silly.  

But could a real woman get away with wearing a t-shirt showing a re-imagining of the crucifixion of Dame Christ under which there is VPL? Hmmmmm?

We also like the grass. Someone went low to get this.

And after Dame Judy Jump, you’ll find the VPL getting bigger in front of your very eyes *taps wand on desk*. We’d even say it’s in 3D, but it isn’t. 

A gentleman's VPL? Whatever next? Come closer... That's better.

 

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7 comments to “Let’s start the day with someone we’ve never heard of from Twilight wearing no underwear. Don’t mind if we do.”

  1. Well shiver me timbers, that’s what I’m talking about.

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  2. All these american boys have women’s tits.

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  3. Wheeeee! God bless men in tracksuits without underwear on

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  4. Oooh! But still doesn’t take away from the fact he is carrying a little bag of shit.

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  5. I did enjoy his knob. Thank you! :-)

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  6. […] also evidenced here, here and almost […]

  7. I LOVE the VPL that Keelan is showing the world and who cares about the little bag of poo he has LOOK AT THAT lovely Penis line he has and he is georgous. :-)

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