It’s not enough that on her next album, Aphrodite (we’ll be the judge of that), Kylie is working with Madonna’s Confessions on a dancefloor producer, Stuart Price (because whatever Madonna can do, Kylie can do not better but five years later)… she now has the absolute temerity to pose in Madonna’s famous JPG conical bra!
What next, a movie called Desperately Seeking Suzie? The lead in a musical called Evitan? A photographic book called Sexy? Oh, she already did the ‘sexy’ photo book five years after Madonna, didn’t she?
Get a life/career/clue of your own, bitch! (That was the Madonna in us coming out).
It's like Single White Female all over again. If we were Madonna (and sometimes we are!), we'd take out a restraining order,