It’s like Single White Female all over again. If we were Madonna (and sometimes we are!), we’d take out a restraining order

Honestly!

It’s not enough that on her next album, Aphrodite (we’ll be the judge of that), Kylie is working with Madonna’s Confessions on a dancefloor producer, Stuart Price (because whatever Madonna can do, Kylie can do not better but five years later)… she now has the absolute temerity to pose in Madonna’s famous JPG conical bra!

What next, a movie called Desperately Seeking Suzie? The lead in a musical called Evitan? A photographic book called Sexy? Oh, she already did the ‘sexy’ photo book five years after Madonna, didn’t she?
Get a life/career/clue of your own, bitch! (That was the Madonna in us coming out).

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17 comments to “It’s like Single White Female all over again. If we were Madonna (and sometimes we are!), we’d take out a restraining order”

  1. I’m not changing my show, Freddy.

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  2. Okay, this is getting so ridiculous, do we think she now actually does this as a joke? More importantly, is anyone laughing?

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  3. Anyone who calls my show neat has to go.

    Don’t you think ‘neat’ is SUCH a Kylie Minogue word? Like beige is such a Kylie Minogue colour.

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  4. The conical bra is actually Jean Paul Gaultier’s trade mark.

    It’s a pointy bra, so what? Next you’ll be saying she’s copying Madonna by wearing knickers. Were you so quick to point it out when Madonna took on Kylie’s image from the Light Years era when her Confessions album was released?

    The two ladies have a mutual respect. I doubt respect is something that this particular ‘journalist’ (I use the term loosely) knows much about.

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  5. Kylie fans are particularly bad at taking criticism, aren’t they?

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  6. The blind devotion to Madonna on this blog is embarrassing.

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  7. Gosh Betty, you’re so right! ;-)

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  8. I find it thoroughly refreshing that there’s a gay blog that isn’t ‘blindly devoted’ to Kylie. It’s like she’s beyond criticism or something.
    She has repeatedly ripped off Madonna. You can’t actually deny that. I doubt she’d deny that. The evidence is there for all of us to see.

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  9. Just a minor point, Tiseman, because I’m getting a little pedantic in my old age… the last Madonna thing on here i seem to remember was actually critical of her. So not as blindly devoted as you might like to think.
    Anyway, as you were.

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  10. I like food. Anyone like food?

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  11. I wonder what she looks like now? Just a bunch of dust.

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  12. And moronic response from ‘Homage’, there. Disagree with someone, insult them. Kylie’s fans are simply lovely…
    Pop over to the Daily Mail, that’s more your bag.

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  13. I was simply stating facts, Wanker Inc. I really like Madonna, but I’m not blind to noticing that she also draws inspiration from many other female starsincluding Monroe, Bjork, Donna Summer, Kylie, Debbie Harry. Lest we forget Ingrid Chavez…. And the list goes on… Pop will eat itself as that is the nature of the beast.

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  14. And you’ve gone and done it again… ‘Wanker’ Inc?
    Even though I quite like it………..

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  15. Apologies for the typing error (it had been a long day). You seem to have overlooked that fact that Madonna – like any other popstar – has her influences both musical and visual too.

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  16. The traffic just seems to be one-way with Kylie, s’all. I actually don’t have a problem with her music, I just find the person rather like a puppet on a string, only with an ego that doesn’t match.

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  17. Kylie Minogue ‘Made In Heaven’ video (1988)……Go look it up bitches! Case closed!

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