Welcome to our new buses. Aren’t they just a treat?
They’re a collaboration between British designer Thomas Heatherwick and The Wright Group, not to be confused with The Wright Stuff, which is not to be confused with great television.
They’re based on the muchos-loved Routemaster, which was all-but-removed from London’s glittering streets a few years back because the EU were worried stupid people would fall out the back of them. Well just tax the stupid people!
And they’re due in 2012. Can we also take the opportunity to ask for new bus drivers? Ones who aren’t ignorant cunts? (Not you, honey. You’re lovely.)
And see that bloke on the bike? Bummed ‘im.
But you know, all of this reminds us of that time we got on a bus…
Oh no, that’s it. What do you think this is, fucking Jackanory?
And now for the rear view. It really is a delight.