Jake Shears covers Tetu

Oh, bonjour!

Isn’t that, like, a really shit headline? The sort of headline a blog that isn’t this one would use? 

Though, silver linings and Speedos without the lining, it’s at least given us something to talk about. Because, to be fair and sort of strawberry blond, we really don’t have much to say about this. Apart from, ‘This is the latest issue of Tetu magazine, and Jake Shears is on the cover. He’s doing denim on denim, which is totally on trend, but this being a gay magazine and gays apparently liking the naked mens, he’s taken his denim top off. So much so, it really is denim on denim.’

*licks finger; sticks in Jake’s bellybutton*

The Scissor Sisters make very bouncy music, don’t they?

ps. We got this image via ParisianBoys. The beady-eyed amongst you may have noticed that. Maybe not.

pps. There is a bloke in the flat opposite us ironing his lily-white shirt in his pants. It is an open-plan flat and he’s quite nice looking. There is another man in the flat, also in his pants.

*penny drops. Finds a cup, fills with sugar, shaves balls, pops round*

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5 comments to “Jake Shears covers Tetu”

  1. can’t stand Scissor Sisters and their caterwauling rubbish. Bin please.

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  2. I agree Antony. They are shriekly.

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  3. He looks not unlike Chad Hunt, off-of 11″ cock fame. It’s a shame that SS’s music sounds like 2 downs syndrome cats screwing, as I may have been on board.

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  4. I thought you were supposed to go asking for a cup of sugar to make a cake. If you bring a cup of sugar next door what are you asking them to provide for the recipe your making? I would just go over in my pants with a shirt and ask to borrow the iron. “Excuse me sir, I have something I’d like you to press”.

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  5. I so would.

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