Oh, honey, no. Please, some self-control.

What's that smell?

This is the fashion equivalent of a having a shit and telling mummy about it.

It’s also rather vulgar.

It’s also ripping off Tom Ford and not in the ‘ripping him a new arsehole’ kind of way which we would naturally approve of.

We do like the gold foil, though. It brings to mind gold foil.

‘The new fragrance for men’? We’ll be the judge of that.

All that and a whole lot of gay shiny skin.

If anyone at this point hasn’t actually guessed, Bang is Marc Jacobs’ new fragrance. Who’d he have to bang to get that? (Himself. The answer is ‘himself’.)

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6 comments to “Oh, honey, no. Please, some self-control.”

  1. More of a wimper than a bang.

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  2. I bet there’s a gang of guys wanting to try it on.

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  3. Top notes of vanity, base notes of ‘please put it away’.

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  4. Tres tacky! Don’t care much for Tom Ford’s fragrances either. Can’t go wrong with FRENCH.
    Come back Coco, all is forgiven…..

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  5. is anybody like me im so YAWN! of him doing this kind of things for his perfume ads one time was ok geez

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  6. “This is the fashion equivalent of a having a shit and telling mummy about it. ” — That was my reaction, yes. Only I’m not awake & buoyant enough to be clever right now! :-)

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