This is the fashion equivalent of a having a shit and telling mummy about it.
It’s also rather vulgar.
It’s also ripping off Tom Ford and not in the ‘ripping him a new arsehole’ kind of way which we would naturally approve of.
We do like the gold foil, though. It brings to mind gold foil.
‘The new fragrance for men’? We’ll be the judge of that.
All that and a whole lot of gay shiny skin.
If anyone at this point hasn’t actually guessed, Bang is Marc Jacobs’ new fragrance. Who’d he have to bang to get that? (Himself. The answer is ‘himself’.)