Santa Claus is coming, Santa Claus is coming. Just don’t let any small children sit on his lap.

What has he got in his sack for all those little children?

Paedophile enabler Pope Benny (seen here in a Santa hat – he also has some puppies at home and a bag of sweets in his car), is coming to Her Majesty’s United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (HM is said too be none to pleased and is thinking of pretending she’s out when he rings).

In celebration, we have been practicing all our favourite hand-gestures while fingering swatches wondering what the hell – sorry, heck – to wear. For there is to be a party/celebration/protest on 16th September. And you’re all invited!

Go to www.protest-the-pope.org.uk to see what everyone else will be wearing. We’re thinking of something cut up here, cut down here, keyhole…

 

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6 comments to “Santa Claus is coming, Santa Claus is coming. Just don’t let any small children sit on his lap.”

  1. The sort of face only a mother – or a seven-year-old child threatened with the wrath of God herself – could love.

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  2. Has anyone an idea where I could fine those lovely red hat and matching shoes that Mr Pope wears from time to time? They would look fab with my red jockstrap; need the full gear to welcome the Vatican leader.

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  3. PoundLand, I imagine, Happsalu…

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  4. Brilliant idea ; gonna have a look.

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  5. His visit will NOT come off without a hitch, I assure you. No matter how they try to avoid the protests, there’s a lot of anger & creativity lurking out there! Does HM the Queen take visits from other theocrazies established by Mussolini or just Mr Pope?

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  6. Ooo, typo — or is it? [*larf!*]

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