‘Dear Friends’, says Madonna, with beautiful manners on her website.
‘Steven Monjeza and Tiwonge Chimbalanga will spend the next 14 years in a Malawi jail, sentenced to hard labour. They aren’t murderers. They didn’t steal. In fact, they didn’t commit a crime. They were convicted of homosexuality.’
And this is where she becomes Our Glorious Leader.
‘I call upon the progressive men and women of Malawi – and around the world – to challenge this decision in the name of human dignity and human rights for all. Please add your name to mine in a pledge of support for the freedom to love: www.raisingmalawi.org/FreedomToLove’
Kylie, meanwhile, in other burning news, was telling the world that she’s always relied on Pond’s Cold Cream to keep that naturally very tight skin soft.