We know he plucks his eyebrows too much (he is European, after all). We know that he often looks so waxed you feel you would slide right off *imagines sliding right off Crissie. Likes imagining it. Imagines it again until climax* But there’s still something we like about Cristiano Ronaldo off-of football. Can’t think what it is. *thinks with pencil attractively balanced at corner of mouth.*
Now, to celebrate the new law in his native Portugal which allows the gays to marry, he has put his not inconsiderable seal of approval on the whole business.
‘I know the law was passed and the comment it deserves is that we must respect the choices made by anyone, because, after all, all citizens should have the exact same rights and responsibilities,’ said he to cheers from the crowd (OK, the cheers were ‘Get ’em off’ but a cheer is still a cheer, a kiss is still a kiss, a sigh is still a sigh but a chair is not a house and a house is not a home).