There is nothing quite so exciting in the beautiful game of football as when one of the players exposes a firm, round bottom on the pitch. Except, of course, for dressing room footage of big, dirty baths and players half drunk on success and cheap champenoise. And Triga DVDs. And spit-roasting.
So it’s nice to see semi-celebs like McFly (remember them? No, neither do we. New album this summer, apparently! No, neither will we) getting into the spirit at a semi-celebrity football match in aid of… *pretends to check for charity but realises that you won’t believe anything that suggests we do research* poor people. Somewhere.