We’re not ones to promote anything that has either Ant or Dec or Ant ‘n’ Dec involved. You know us that well, surely. And we’re not particularly fussed about anything circus-related, though we are fond of a man in tight tights. Heck, we even found Cirque de Soleil tiresome: we don’t mind spinning around on your head, but paint on a Pierrot tear and we’re out of there.
But Spellbound – not so much the Alfred Hitchcock movie featuring a sequence designed by Salvador Dali, pronounced Da-leeeeee as the acrobatic troupe off-of BGT. Or Britain’s Got Talent. Or Big Friendly Giant – now, there’s a thing.
Quite apart from the fact we can’t understand how they’re not breaking each other’s backs and snapping each other’s knees backwards, we can’t believe that the little one that they’re always chucking in the air, the one with the abs, is 18. We would have believed eight, and thought the painted-on abs were in bad taste, but 18! 18! And thrice we say… 18!
They’ve cunningly disabled the embedding bit on YouTube, but you can still here it by clicking here.