This boy is a homosexual. We repeat, this boy is a homosexual.

Mais oui!

There are many, many things we like about this French advert for McDonald’s about a gay.

The first is not that is it nutricious and delicious – this is McDonald’s after all (don’t sue us! *hides under duvet*) – but that it is about a gay. A gay boy. A boy who is gay. If it was about a lesbian she’d be dangling a bunch of keys, there’d be absolutely no product in that hair, and she wouldn’t have shaved for weeks. Though the outfit would no doubt be identical.

The second it that we find it sort of, tender. The music is very Werther’s Original, which although not necessarily being a good thing – the last time someone gave us a bag of Werther’s Original we asked them to leave then called the police as a precaution – is sort of rinky dinky nice. Dinky nice.  

The fourth is that *pause* have you ever seen in your life a McDonald’s restaurant that looks as nice as this? Really? They do try that little bit harder on the continent but we’ve been around the world and I, I, I and, well, they don’t fucking look like that. Honestly, the language round here.

Aussi, the tagline, ‘Come as you are’.

*looks left, looks right*

Come as you are?

*looks left, looks right, looks left again*

Come as you are?

*looks left, looks right, looks under chair, looks left again*

Come as you are?

So anyway, le McDo’s after the gays. Who knew. We really must start charging.

 

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

More dolly #content:

2 comments to “This boy is a homosexual. We repeat, this boy is a homosexual.”

  1. Well fuquez-moi now I’ll have to eat at McD’s, but apparently only in France. Damn you McDonald’s and your yummy fries too for making me cry at an advert!

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  2. I almost cried. I had a late night.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

Leave a comment