Here is glittering London’s HM the Queen (no ‘Elizabeth’ necessary – how many other queens can you name? Actually, don’t answer that) bestowing her honours onto one very pro-gay old pro, Patrick Stewart – that’s be Sir Patrick to you from now on, missy – for services to acting, silver foxes and being nice to the gays.
Arise Sir Patrick off-of Jean-Luc Picard off-of Star Trek. Or beam up. Whichever’s quickest.