This is Ali Tandogan. He is a footballer and also a Turkish footballer.
*makes a note of that*
That grass… people would kill for that grass.
He also bears a striking resemblance to ‘Kebab Man’ from Dionysus (we’ll be the judge of that) Kebabs, but that’s a whole other chicken doner.
You can see the face after the break. But more importantly, there’s a VPL. We can read you like the back of a jar of strawberry jam… Yum.
He even has a face,