Corrie cock

Prisoner Cell Block Our Bed

Tony Gordon off-of thyroid problem’s hot as fuck, full stop, period, clams. We enjoy him.

So much so, when we spotted a hint of VPL inside his prison trackies upon escaping from Strangeways or Alcatraz or the Arndale Centre or wherever he was being held, we took it upon ourselves to capture the moment for posterity and also one’s prostate. The results are a bit shite, for which we can only apologise, but not too much because our lawyers said never apologise for anything. It only gets you into trouble.

And Jesus H, Mary, Joseph, Simon and Christ… can he do away with Maria and her Don’t Look Now coat already? We find she works our reserve nerve, which is already on the brink after accidentally catching Louise Nerding on Something For The Weekend.

‘You’re as ugly on the inside as you are on the outside,’ said Carla of Tony, in her comedy Mancunian drawl which we love ever so, ecky bloody thump, coal, mushy peas, ‘appen.

Which didn’t really work as a line seeing as we’d bum him round Freshcos and back (and the long route via the Trafford Centre, ifyouknowwhatwemean *pats hair, Mae West style-ee, etc* [we don’t actually know what we mean. We’ve just heard them say ‘Trafford Centre’ a lot and assume the worst]).

So he’s pretty on the inside, right?

As for EastEnders winning the Tellybox Bafta over and above Coronation Street? Well.

We’ve said it once, we’ll say it again. Well.

We’ll put it in italics. Well.

As for the new Coronation Street credits? *shakes head*

If you want it in moving pictures (who doesn’t?), go here. But it only works if you’re in Britain, or something. How tight is that?

(Tight? Who? Where?)

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2 comments to “Corrie cock”

  1. I would. Buggy eyes and all.

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  2. I saw this and thought, ‘Is this what they wear in prisons nowadays?’ Must get myself banged up – as against knocked up – more often.

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