We’re not fans (picked up on that yet?) but we will hand it to Kylie for performing down Splash in NYC (right after we’ve stuffed this five in the panties of the man dancing behind her)

Excuse me, can we just put this five in that man behind you?

You would have thought she would have worried about being stepped upon in such a busy bar, but Ms. Kylie Minogue, fresh from hob nobbing (mmm, Hob Nobs!) with Ricky Martin down some gay awards show or other, was to be seen nob hobbing with the go-gos down Splash.

Madonna might do (or have done – gone now) The Roxy, Xtina might do G-A-Y, both venues holding thousands of chemed up gays (we hear), but we think there’s something sweet, naive even about going down a small ‘shower bar’ to launch your new album on the gays.

And there’s footage (the pouring water over herself is quite funny). Though with most of the men VPLing behind her, we doubt you’ll notice Kylie scurrying up and down in the front like a squirrel. Jump the jump…

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8 comments to “We’re not fans (picked up on that yet?) but we will hand it to Kylie for performing down Splash in NYC (right after we’ve stuffed this five in the panties of the man dancing behind her)”

  1. DAFT TART.

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  2. I like what Mr Go-Go has in his pants.

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  3. The times I’ve been pressed against those walls…
    *reminisces, white-wees*

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  4. What, money, smalls? Me too!

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  5. *spray paints a bin bag silver and heads down to local discoteque bar*

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  6. i think i heard them screaming “who’s she, who’s she, who’s she”

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  7. I went that place once trying to get laid. Fucking shite.

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  8. I think you have to face facts, you suffer from Kylie obsession and hate at the same time….I am sorry to break it to to ya…

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