This is Sean Hayes off-of Jack ‘n’ Karen presenting the Tony Awards in London’s glittering New York last night. What funs was had by all. Including Catherine Zeta Jones off-of Got an OBE for Servicing Michael Douglas These Past Few Years, who won a Tony (we know him!) for best actress in a musical. A Little Night Music, if you’ve drawn a blank.
Upon collecting her Tony, CZJ pointed at the audience and shrilled, ‘See that man there? He’s a movie star and I get to sleep with him every night.’ At which point Michael Douglas’s hair went into shock and the man himself was heard asking the person next to him – it might have been Diana Ross, it might not have been – ‘What’s that funny woman saying? Something about leeks?’
BacktoSeanHayes…. So he French kissed – snogged, to give it its proper term – Kristin Chenoweth. We have no idea who Kristin Chenoweth is, but we’re loving her work. Always have.
This kiss was a dig at a Newsweek article the other day/week/something, which said gays can’t act straight. To prove otherwise, Sean Hayes – a gay – snogged Kristin Chenoweth – a *asks someone* woman. We’re assuming they acted the whole thing.
What else do you need to know? A high protein diet may help as part of a calorie controlled diet, and bumming is the future. Everyone’s doing it. Even Sean Hayes.