You took the expression right off our face…

Oof.

And the retinas right off our eyes…

And our appetite. You took our appetite. Which was rather hearty, much like the gunt on it.

Is there any excuse for this? Really, any? And what’s that slot on her dirty left thigh? Is it where you put the pennies to make her mouth do that?

And can we talk about the unicorn nibbling on her daisy? Which is a euphemism for nothing except perhaps her utter vapidity.

And is that her bracelet from a town called Kabbalah? Turned a bit greige in the pool? What would the baby Jesus say?

Peaches Geldof is nothing if not extraordinary. Oh, and a bright, intelligent, incredibly creative young writer.

 

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7 comments to “You took the expression right off our face…”

  1. There really are no words….

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  2. ‘She was the slot machine’
    She looks a bastard. That girl is absolutely butters and needs to stop. Just stop. Please. While you have an ounce of **oops, to late**

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  3. I used to believe in UNICORNS, now I just feel violated.

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  4. OH DEAR – PEACHES IS SUPPORTING GAY RIGHTS NOW….Her 38 year old boyfriend should be supporting EUTHANASIA of girlfriends.

    http://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/news/article_1563219.php/Peaches-Geldof-supports-gay-rights

    Peaches Geldof has shown her support for gay rights – by posing in a pair of bright-pink underpants, with the words ‘Legalize Gay’ plastered across her backside.

    The model donned the underwear, featuring the slogan of a campaign by US clothing retailer American Apparel, in Los Angeles, over the weekend.

    Peaches, 21, and actor boyfriend Eli Roth, 38, also wore matching white Legalize Gay T-shirts in photos shared on social networking website, Twitter.

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  5. I tried, I tried, I really tried……to find something nice to say about this photo but………
    Sir Bob must be proud of his wee lass.

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  6. she has no tits. that’s a roll of flab in a halter. how horrible.

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  7. umm…. what is that pink ‘thing’ at the top of her thigh? another vagina? double cuntiness.

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