To the pilgrims who are, as we speak, crowding into an Argentinian church to see Jesus crying tears of real blood, we have a confession. It’s our Strawberry Mivi, which we accidently spat at Our Lord Baby Jesus Christ Our Lord.

Woops!

So, there we were, eating delicious and refreshing ice lollies in church in Argentina (what? It’s not in the Ten Commandments!) when someone told us a really funny joke about Jesus. You know the one where the Virgin Mary, Judas and Pontius Pilate… oh, never mind.

Anyways, next thing we know, the delicious lolly – icy and fruity on the outside, creamy and sweet on the inside – was shooting out of our mouths right into Our Saviour’s face.

Next thing we know, everyone thinks he’s crying blood (since when did tears travel upwards?) and it’s a brand new site of pilgrimage. Like Fatima only slimmer. It’s an easy mistake to make, but we would like to come clean right here.

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5 comments to “To the pilgrims who are, as we speak, crowding into an Argentinian church to see Jesus crying tears of real blood, we have a confession. It’s our Strawberry Mivi, which we accidently spat at Our Lord Baby Jesus Christ Our Lord.”

  1. People, you will find, are stupid. Most people.

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  2. Richard the Big Bunny is correct. And it appears that the lord’s hairline is weeping, actually.

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  3. Just tax the stupid people.

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  4. You will respect Head Wound Jesus !!! :-p

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