So, there we were, eating delicious and refreshing ice lollies in church in Argentina (what? It’s not in the Ten Commandments!) when someone told us a really funny joke about Jesus. You know the one where the Virgin Mary, Judas and Pontius Pilate… oh, never mind.
Anyways, next thing we know, the delicious lolly – icy and fruity on the outside, creamy and sweet on the inside – was shooting out of our mouths right into Our Saviour’s face.
Next thing we know, everyone thinks he’s crying blood (since when did tears travel upwards?) and it’s a brand new site of pilgrimage. Like Fatima only slimmer. It’s an easy mistake to make, but we would like to come clean right here.