First of all, this is a snake with heirs to the throne HRH Princes William and Harry, pictured on tour somewhere in Africa (or Chessington Zoo), not Harry’s naaasty Sud Aaafrikan girlfriend. The blonde one. Who looks a bit like Sharon from EastEnders. Or Miss Piggy, the Miley Cyrus years. Or some blonde tarty Sud Aaaafrikan.
Second of all, which are you going to sleep with first? Scientifically put through a computer the results are the following results…
William we happen to know has a giant cock and as King-after-next, you would get much bigger jewels. He also has a nice square jaw, is tall and kind and sometimes wears Speedos.
Harry on the other hand is a whole load of fun, obviously filthy in bed, has a great body but probably ginger pubes.
So, the computer has come to the conclusion (*opens golden envelope, because we have a very fancy computer*)… And the winner is William. Though we’re not ruling out a spit roast.
Which would you do first? No, which!? Which? Let's balance it up,