Everyone, meet Rufus Wainwright’s boyfriend… Rufus Wainwright’s boyfriend, meet us in the missionary position…

*strokes beard*

He’s big, he’s strong, he takes it up the… Oh, that was never going to work.

He’s long, he’s beardy, he takes it up the… No, still not working.

He’s here, he’s queer, he takes it up the rear!

*is chuffed*

So this, ladies and germs, is Rufus Wainwright’s gentleman caller. We find him thoroughly attractive and consequentially, bummable. His beard has testosterone written all over it, his largesse has chunky cock written all over it, his movements are a little dolly but endearingly so, his eyes suggest he is kind to trees, his dress is theatrical to say the least but has a certain Andreas Kronthaler off-of married to Aunty Vivienne Westwood about it, we’ve already moved in with him in our heads and been approached to star in Celebrity Come Dine With Me, his toiletries only take up one shelf in the bathroom (hot!) and he’s turned us into a greedy bottom. The man is insatiable. Sometimes we don’t know where to look.

And in next time’s thrilling episode, we find out the name of Jörn Weisbrodt, Rufus Wainwright’s alpha male gentleman caller. Well grrrrrrrrrrr to that.

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2 comments to “Everyone, meet Rufus Wainwright’s boyfriend… Rufus Wainwright’s boyfriend, meet us in the missionary position…”

  1. Sinfully delicious.

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