Big gay Zac Efron, who goes out with Vanessa Hudgens – who is one of those American girls who gets thrust on us whether we like it or not and who we wouldn’t recognise even if she was feeding us Haribo whilst wearing an identification tag and the Red Arrows were doing a routine which spelt our her name right above her head (they’re very nifty those Red Arrows) – is here seen in the wet sea in or around Hawaii.
He’s also wearing gay uniform shorts.
*shakes head; points at two thirds of the gentlemen on Old Compton Street whilst shaking head and, for the worst offenders (matched with an A&F top and Nike Air Max trainers), an audible tut*
And what about that trickle of saliva off-of the chin?
And what about the elephants?
And c) and d)?
Zac Efron's got that V-shape down to a very gay T. ,