Cheryl Cole ‘whisked off on secret romantic holiday’ with Derek Hough, squeals the Daily Mail. We’ll be the judge of that.

What's in yer bag, dolly?

We’ve said it thrice and we’ll say it twice-times with a fragrant twirl – Derek Hough is a shirt-lifting, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane-quoting, Bernadette Peters-impersonating, Mykonos-going (us too! Hooray!), Chariot’s Roman Spa-frequenting, Diptyque candle-burning, swollen goods-receiving, oversized Selfridges bag-carrying, Barbra Streisand-listening, small dog-owning, Habitat-shopping, simple carb-avoiding, shiny fabric-wearing, Touche Éclat-using, memoirs-writing, fully paid-up friend of Dorothy’s.

And if he’s not, he’ll just have to get down on bended knee and prove it.

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7 comments to “Cheryl Cole ‘whisked off on secret romantic holiday’ with Derek Hough, squeals the Daily Mail. We’ll be the judge of that.”

  1. I thought the woman with the wheely suitcase was Cheryl. I thought ‘gosh, she’s let herself go a bit’

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  2. He’s a friend to everyone, including Friends of Dorothys, but he’s as straight as your granddaddy. That’s Cheryl’s Selfridges bag he’s carrying since her assistant carried the same bag for her to the Scottish X-Factor Auditions. How do you like his butch haircut?

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  3. You obviously never met my granddaddy, MoNeeq!

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  4. That haircut is so lesbian. Now I’m just confused.

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  5. I’d like to be whisked off. Some times I whisk on and whisk off all on my own.

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  6. oh Sylvia! me too.

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  7. I think he’s hot!! He moves beautifully!!

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