Kellan? Lutz? Poseidon? Loincloth? Which one’s the name?

Please wear a name-badge

After deliberation and lots of it, we’ve come to the conclusion that Kellan Lutz is in a loincloth playing Poseidon. Or maybe in Poseidon playing a loincloth, doing Lutz on the side.

He remains someone who is totally off our radar in spite of us having mentioned him before, in the plural. Some people, it just doesn’t matter how much they tap on our window and press their tits against the glass, it just don’t register. It must be very frustrating for them. Especially the ones who breathe heavily then draw a smiley face. Rejection is a terrible thing.

*draws sad face*

 

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5 comments to “Kellan? Lutz? Poseidon? Loincloth? Which one’s the name?”

  1. If you dropped a couple of strawberry Mivvis on his head he could be Nicola Roberts

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  2. I’m a fan of his nipples though.

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  3. I find his nipples large and pointy. Not sure what my feelings are about that.

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  4. his nipples? i like ’em. i’d give him a test drive. have him stripped and sent to my tent. thankoo.

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  5. No ideeee who that is … but he’s got pretty skin. [*clicks link*] OH, IT’S MISTER FLOPPENKNOBBIN! Woo-yay-yay!

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