Andy Murray off-of Scottish person with the hump, plays tennis and it being almost Wimbledon he’s, you know, around. This matters little to us. Patriotic Scots – like Sir Sean Connery off-of Patriotic Scot who, in spite of his patriotism, remains Sir Sean Connery off-of Offshore – will be mumbling something along the lines of, ‘Yeah, if he wins, he’s British. If he loses, he’s Scottish’ whilst lining their arteries with deep-fried Milky Ways.
We care little for this lame tit-tat. He is, and always will be, thoroughly un-bummable with an anger management issue. Which rhymes with tissue. Which rhymes with Scottish.