It’s not much to go off, but it’s enough to get off.

So far, so bummable.

Hello.

This is Michelle Keegan off-of Tina off-of Corrie. We’d say she is our second, maybe fifth favourite character.

The one looking at her tits, like the filth that he is, is Brad Howard, who is her boyfriend. Using the powers of deduction, Greyskull and the Baileys in our Kellogs Crunchy Nut (we don’t eat Kellogs Crunchy Nut… that’s just silly) we know that he has good arms, a face that is nice and crisp and even and a little rough round the edges, a low-maintenance hair cut and a ridiculous tattoo. Our other concern is, seeing as Tina from Coronation Street is a very small person (couldn’t comment on the size of Michelle Keegan) and Brad Howard appears to be the same height as her, we may well be dealing with a primordial dwarf of a man. Unless Tina’s being buoyed by the water. Or his cock.

In conclusion, Brad Howard, drop trou’ and take a bow.

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