According to our Americanino friends, Jesus is coming! Hooray etc. Perhaps now the Pope will get the kick up the cunt he so royally deserves.
Yes, non-believers, according to a recent survey in the US and A, by the Pew Research Center For The People and The Press/Smithsonian Magazine, 41% of Americans think that Jesus will be making the second leg of his return trip by 2050. Which gives us like 40 years to get this place licked into shape.
You paint the skirting board, we’re going to clean out those kitchen cupboards.
The same survey found that they believe there will be a cure for cancer by the time LBJ (Little Baby Jesus) returns (he could have laid hands on and everything) and that only 48% of Republicans believe in global warming.
So, now you know.