Matthew Morrison off-of Gleeeeeeeeeeeeeee *goes off to make a Macchiato; lets it cool; drinks it* eeeeeeeeeeeeeee and Kelly Brook are schtuppin’ long, hard and dirty. We know this because they were pictured in each other’s company.
You should see who we’re bumming.
Matthew Morrison and Kelly Brook went to the pub in London. We love going to the pub in London.
Rest of the story, in segments:
a) What the fuck is Matthew Morrison wearing? That’s what happens when taste lags behind an ability to pay for things.
b) At the time of going to press, 223 readers of the Daily Cunt agree with ‘Natasha, London’ who says that Kelly’s crop-top is ‘beyond naff’.
‘Horrendous outfit,’ she wails. ‘What is it with the 31 year old (sic [two hyphens]) woman and cropped tops?’
Oh, Natasha, London….
*flicks Natasha, London’s head*
3) The boy in the orange-ish top. He has, what is known in the business as, an utter fear of clothes. But he’s very proud of his watch.
d) Now let’s look at Matthew Morrison with his top off, whilst also wearing comedy pants. It’s a skill, fiddle-de-dee.