NB, not to be confused with MDMA: Pluralisation is generally a no-no, unless in emergencies. This is one of those. A those.
It’s a little bit funny, not only the feeling inside, but when people like News at Ten (it’s a real person) and newspapers and things go to all the trouble of sending fake Sheikhs to dupe drunk duchesses and making rigs spill oil and providing hookers for sports folk and bringing the Pope over for a cheese ‘n’ biscuit with the Queen and turning water into wine and saying football’s important, just to get our attention – when all they need do is put a little kitty in a hat and give it some ice cream.
Where’s the special correspondent for little kitties in hats eating ice cream, hmmmn?