The famous son is a fairy lightfoot singer with northern hair and a following among girls who still haven’t grown hair they can sit on.
Daddy, meanwhile, is a gayalikey (apart from the Hilfiger undies, obv) who likes nothing better than to pose with his shirt off, his tats to the breeze, giving us a wholly easy-to-read ‘fuck me’ stare. You know he just wants you to edge the sweatpants down, while looking him direct in the eye from your vantage point at his crotch…
Who is he? Who? He is one Jeremy Bieber, father of Justin.
And yes of course we would! What do we look like? Frigid or something?