No, silly, it is the skank formerly known as Jordan, whose pout now comes out further than her nose (maybe her body is in an evolutionary way getting ready for when she gets punched in the mouth), with a new single called ‘Free To Love Again’. Oh. You can love, can you? And again? Don’t pull a muscle, love.
Hope it’s as good as her bedwares. And her horsewares. And her books (we’re not reading them till she does).
We did once like Jordan. Back when everyone thought she was just a vile slag (everyone wasn’t that wrong, by the way) she had a certain charmless charm and was funny and charmlessly charming and outrageously outrageous and you can even see us on TV with her talking about cock (what else is there?) back when she was charmlessly rude in the right way. Now the charmlessness has won through.
The ‘Free to Love’ reference apparently references the reference Peter ‘Andre’ Andre gave to the presses when the divorce came through last year. ‘I’m now free to love!’ his press release referenced. And word to the wise… don’t believe that nicey-nice shit he does. It’s utter shit.
As for Jordan’s single, we imagine it sounds like a bag of shite. Which ironically is her mantra for life.