Things That People Always Say, number 374: ‘The new Harry Potter movie looks much darker than the others’

Please, make it go away

If they really were always, endlessly getting darker, it would be fricking Saw by now. Hostel 2 at the very least. Or even Wolf Creek. Mind you, that man’s nose looks pretty horrible. A bit like an 80s nose job, a la LaToyah. La.

And are we the only ones who can’t wait for it all to end? Bloody boring wizard, bloody boring bad acting Watson and Grimes (multi-squillionaires off of acting a bit geeky! We could kill our mums for not putting us forward for those parts!), bloody boring everything. Make it go away!

Alternatively, see the trailer for the new exciting movie over the jump…

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4 comments to “Things That People Always Say, number 374: ‘The new Harry Potter movie looks much darker than the others’”

  1. Jesus… The greedy bastards have done away with an editor and are releasing it in two parts. Talk about bleeding the paying public dry…..

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  2. They’re not getting my money. Couldn’t give a flying quadich broom.

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  3. Well it is very dark. I could barely see anything on that trailer.

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  4. One Way One Fate One Hero TWO PARTS??? What a bunch of huey.

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